Yet More Useless Scientific Studies Revealed

Where would this blog be without some new revealing results from a scientific study that even a person with half an ounce of intelligence could have told you for free?

Yeap, they’re at it again, and this time a study from psychologists at St. Andrews University have shown that women put a man’s appearance above his wealth. Well, knock me down with a feather and tell me something I didn’t know!

Apparently, previous studies have shown that women go for older partners with resources while men are much more interested in attractiveness. But as women have gained greater financial independence they are now far more interested in the physical appearance. And the more wealthy a woman is, the more emphasis she places on a man’s looks.

So whilst we once cursed those hideously ugly men driving flash cars with an equally flash and attractive woman sat in the passenger seat, all of us resource challenged blokes can now rejoice in our good fortune. Yeap, we no longer have to worry about the state our bank balance or have our middle of the range car judged by a suitable lady. However, that doesn’t really help matters when you’re only average looking or ugly as sin. Now, where did I leave my keys to the Bentley?