The Sun is Doing What to Jupiter?

Although this Internet dating lark has had much of its stigma removed, the last thing I’d ever want to do would be to own up to my friends about both this blog and my on-line dating attempts on Match.com. As a result, the main reason why I decided to create this blog was to allow to me anonymously rant and rave about my lack of dating successes and hopefully get some useful tips along the way.

So with few people to turn to, I’m starting to find myself looking at the daily horoscopes for dating advice. So consider my stars from the paper for last Thursday:

Taurus Apr 21-May 21

Imagine please, that something wonderful is happening. You are getting what you want… and need. Your wishes are being granted and your hopes are being fulfilled. A few minor irritating factors are present, as always, but these are nothing to other great developments. Now, stop imagining and consider reality. If you think there’s a difference, it is only because you are paying too much attention to those irrelevant irritants.

Wow, this all sounds wonderfully promising. My one and only soul mate is surely just around the corner and, yes indeed, that irritating and embarrassing rash has started to subside. Are my wishes being granted and is my luck finally about to change?

However, I just wonder whether this is the start of a worrying trend in my life and I’ll ultimately end up wearing crystals, checking my horoscope before deciding to leave the house and dancing around maypoles naked. And come to think of it, that may indeed account for that rash…