Six Ways To Woo

Fellow singletons, the news is in. Thanks to our ever helpful scientific friends with far too much money to waste (usually ours), there are now six definitive ways to woo your ideal lover.

Anyhow, our wonderful scientists have suggested that in order for the first date to be a success you should forget that romantic meal with all those candles you had planned and head for the funfair instead. Yeap, that death trap of a roller-coaster with those inviting flashing lights could be all that stands between you and the love of your life. Mind you, the same scientists did admit that they could have been confused by the buzz of the adrenaline or the overpowering smell from the vomit bucket.

They even went as far as suggesting a good rock tune ahead of anything that those soulful and baby making Marvin Gaye or Barry White types could ever produce. I wonder if they’d ever considered trying Iron Maiden’s tuneful ditty of Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter as a chat up tune. Hmmm, you really have to wonder whether some of these scientist types have ever been on a date.

So, those six ways to woo are:

1. Choose a dramatic setting for your first date
2. Mirror gestures
3. Share a joke or engineer a comic situation
4. Opt for rock rather than soul music
5. Take exercise together (not that, you pervo...)
6. Gaze into the other person’s eyes

So there you go, if you don't end up being arrested for your bizarre behaviour during your date then you can be pretty much assured you've found the one.