John Prescott. My New Hero!

For those of you not in the know, John Prescott is the wonderful deputy prime minister of the United Kingdom. You know, the fat one that punches members of the public, bangs on about the environment but owns two gas guzzling Jaguars and makes rude gestures to the press.

And no, my admiration is not down to his political prowess either – his bunch of trough digging Charlies would have trouble running a bath, let alone a country (Ooops, a bit of politics slipping in there...). Nope, my new and suprising amiration stems from the simple fact that this ignorant oaf of a married man has only gone and had an affair with his half-decent looking aide Tracey Temple.

So whilst I certainly can’t condone his nocturnal shenanigans, plus it may have been simply down to his powers of office, but at least it gives us average looking good guys a bit of a chance in the dating stakes. Hurrah for Two Jags!