Me New Theef!

Well, I’ve had my new crowns fitted and I have to say that they are worth every penny of the rather large amount of money I’ve just parted with.

Even my dentist was impressed on how they looked, blending in perfectly with my other teeth and not at all obvious that they are porcelain crowns. The only minor annoying thing with them is that they are so smooth and unblemished that my tongue is constantly playing with them, plus they feel rather weird compared with the original teeth. Still, I’ll get use to them.

So with new nashers, hung like a donkey and six foot in height, the ladies aren’t going to know what’s hit them. Well, I guess two out of three can’t be too bad...