Just What I Always Wanted!

So, Christmas day is pretty much out of the way and the turkey is looking a little thinner than it was this morning. I’m feeling rather full and my stomach is currently in "simmer" mode for the next few hours – that is before I resume shovelling in mince pies and alcohol sat in front of the television watching the Doctor Who and Doc Martin Christmas specials.

Presents wise, I did quite well this year. I got four rather nice new shirts off various family folk plus some new aftershave (people must think my wardrobe is in need of renewing and that I smell). I also got the usual collection of bits-and-bobs plus, in the much sought after "lack of presents" department, there were no socks, ties or underpants (a first for heaven knows how many years!)

Anyway, you must excuse me, I have a mince pie with my name on it…