Sweet Tooth

It’s all kind of new too me, and having been in a male only office environment for too many years, it’s great having three women sat next to me at work. Naturally, I stay well clear of their increasingly bizarre conversations about things I never thought ladies talked about and I can’t help noticing their synchronised trips to the ladies room.

But what surprises the most is their near continual consumption of crisps, chocolate and biscuits. Judging by this lot, it’s no wonder that there are shops stocked to the ceiling with magazines containing of stories about women and their diet struggles. However, what is all the more surprising is that they are all as thin as twigs. Just where are they stocking it? Have they a got tape worm or something?

As for me, even though I exercise regularly and watch what I eat, all I have to do is sniff a chocolate bar and I put on a pound!