Spider Central

It’s a good job I don’t mind spiders because at the moment my car appears look like an extra from an Indiana Jones movie. After the warm and humid summer, and lack of a real winter last year, they’ve all been breading like, er, spiders. There are cobwebs everywhere!

There must be at least four of them living on one wing mirror alone and the little blighters are trying to out do each other by building ever more intricate webs on a daily basis. Unfortunately, I then drive to work, leaving me feeling really sorry for them as they hang on for dear life.

Mind you, they are feisty little fellows because come the evening they’ve always rebuilt their webs – only for me to wreck them again on the journey home. They must be getting really cheesed off with it all by now – so much so that one of them has now decided to take up residence inside the car!

Now where's my hat and whip...?