Trading Standards

What is it with advertisers? I mean, how many people have been taken in by those glossy magazines and television adverts for various perfumes and aftershaves? We’ve all seen them, with women fawning over half naked blokes wearing the latest expensive scent whilst the men are suppose to chase after women with bunches of flowers. But the less said about my restraining order, the better.

But not content with aftershave, we’re now enduring the sight of women rubbing a blokes chin and fawning over his super new close shave – and all thanks to his quattro or triple blade set. I mean, it’s not as if we get any adverts for Veet or Ladyshave where there’s a bloke admiring a freshly treated leg – for some odd reason it’s always a group of laughing women.

So, with a collection of aftershave that rivals the ground floor of Debenhams, and more razors than your average Italian barber, I say to advertisers “No more!”. But wait a minute... What’s this - a razor with five blades that offers the closest shave yet? Well, if that’s not a hit with the ladies, nothing will be...