Time for a List

I just know how everyone just loves lists in one form or another, so here’s one of the many lists from my recent reading material of A Commonsense Guide to Successful Internet Dating by Evan Marc Katz.

Tips for Men and Women on First Dates - A List of Don'ts

1. Complain about dating
2. Answer your cell phone whilst dining
3. Talk about your dysfunctional family
4. Talk about your ex
5. Go on a date if you are sick. Reschedule
6. Pass out under any condition (unless you’re a narcoleptic)
7. Act insecure
8. Ogle other people at the bar
9. Say that you feel you have known your date forever
10. Talk with your mouth full
11. Bounce your leg nervously whilst dining
12. Make fun of fat, short or impaired people
13. Make racist or sexist comments
14. Ask your date how many people he/she has slept with
15. Wear too much perfume/cologne
16. Be rude to the waiter

Nope, you can save all of those for the second date instead...