Let It All Hang Out

A recent survey of 3500 women has found that a third of women think that they are too fat to consider appearing naked in front of their partners. Even one in ten of the women interviewed said that they’d turn the light out before getting undressed in front of their partner.

Also, a quarter of the women said they’d never enter the bathroom with their other half (which, in a way, is a rather good thing considering some of the smells us blokes can make!). Mind you, it just wasn’t an issue undressing in front of their partner that made them get all worked up and worried. A whopping seventy-nine percent of women said that they worried about undressing and showering in front of other women – especially at the gym.

I guess this is kind of worrisome because all of these stick thin size zero models are having an affect on a woman’s self esteem and body image. So, ladies, let me reassure you that men do not – I repeat – do not like these size zero models. In fact, I’ve no idea where they get the idea that we do and if you were to flip through your average lads magazine, such as FHM, you won’t find any stick insects there.

So come on ladies, don’t be shy, your partner loves you for who you are, not what you look like. Mind you, for your own health and safety, I really do suggest you leave us and our paper alone in the bathroom...