We're All Doomed

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods:

1. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping
2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
3. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost
5. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head
6. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down
7. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating
8. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body
9. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery
10. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness
11. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children
12. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only
13. On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use
14. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts
15. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
16. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
17. On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly