There’s Something Lurking Beneath the Flab

Now I don’t claim to be the fittest bloke around, but I’m working on it.

I do try to exercise 3 or 4 times a week, keep an eye on my weight plus watch what I eat (although I appear to be consuming far more chocolate that usual at the moment ). So with the news full of "size zero" models, worryingly overweight Britons and young people fretting about their bodies, it seemed highly appropriate to comment on an amazing discovery I made whilst showering after my latest work out at the gym (and no, it’s not rude).

You see, poking through my slowly receding expanse of flab that is known as my stomach, I caught sight of what could only be described as a six-pack. Admittedly it was only a mere fleeting glance, but there was definitely something there – and it wasn’t there a few weeks ago either . So it definitely looks like my new exercise regime may actually be starting to pay dividends and my washboard stomach is only a few months away!!

There’ll be so many ladies desperate to get to me that I’ll have to invest in a long stick to help beat them off with. Oh well, a man can have dreams – like scoring the winning goal in the FA cup final - which, by all accounts, judging by my Match.com successes so far, would seem rather more of an achievable possibility.