Can't Get You Out Of My Head

I’m sure that there will be quite a few happy, albeit delusional, blokes out there at rather sad news that Olivier Martinez and Kylie Minogue have announced that they have split up. And one of those delusional blokes would include the likes of me then.

Whenever these sorts of things happen you always have to cut through the PR fluff to try and work out just what really went on. I know their statement said that the "false accusations" in the media of disloyalty have saddened them, but the decision to separate was mutual and they remained "very close friends".

So why break up then? Surely you can't let the press dictate how you live your life and/or relationships. It’s all very strange, although I wouldn't mind betting that Kylie is a bit of a high maintenance, demanding diva and Olivier got ever so slightly cheesed off with her constant demands.

So Kylie, if you want to prove me wrong, and you’ve still got tears on your pillow and you’d like to confide in me, my shoulder is here to cry on (I have some steps in case you need them) and I’ll have you spinning around again in no time.

Ah well, I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky...