Tuesday, February 28, 2006

So It’s All Our Fault Now Is It?

These endless studies into male and female habits are starting to get a little tiresome. Now some busy-bodies are saying that if a woman driver cuts you up or hits the accelerator for a speedy escape from the traffic lights, it’s all down to their partners driving style. And there’s me thinking that a BMW was a moron’s car no matter which gender drove it.

Yeap, some Israeli scientist has decided that if I woman is in a relationship with the stereotypical male driver who is reckless and angry, it soon rubs off on to his female companion who adopts a similar driving style along with the associated accident risks.

Unfortunately, their studies failed to reveal why women think their rear view mirror is only for checking their make-up or why they are incapable of parking their car unless the parking bay is the size of a small island. And as for answering the question of as to why women can't read maps, the scientist simply shrugged his shoulders and suggested that he’d have more luck in inventing a cold fusion reactor.

4 comments:

alwaysd said...

Perhaps you've heard that one way to tell how your guy will treat you is how he drives with you in the car. If it's reckless he doesn't care much about your safety. So on and so forth.

The Hopeless Romantic said...

A very good point. But why do those idiotic blokes who speed around in their laughably modified cars with "thump-thump" stereos always have a girl in the passenger seat?

alwaysd said...

Because the "thump thump" isn't only in the car! :)

Unknown said...

the BMW should improve your chances with the girls... they always do regardless.