Voice Over Man Required

In yet more revealing scientific discoveries (just where do these people get their funding from – and more importantly - why?!) when women are in the mood for passion, they prefer a man with a deep voice (I guess that explains Barry White then) because they have higher testosterone levels.

However, it appears that this is only the case during their most fertile part of the month (there’s Barry White again and his inducement to a mini population explosion). But to throw a spanner in the works, the highly attractive ladies prefer a deep voice during that time of the month where they don roller-skates, play football and wear white trousers with confidence.

So, in other words, it would be safer for all us single blokes to constantly talk in very deep tones and just hope we don’t get arrested by looking (and sounding) a bit odd.