The Key

As relationships go, this is another new experience for me – I’ve been given my very own key to P’s front door! Mind you, this being the world of me, it’s not as straightforward as you’d normally expect as her house also has an alarm system to battle past.

Naturally, P has given me the code to the alarm system, but with me having virtually zero capacity to remember phone numbers, people names, birthdays (spot the impending problem with that!) and PIN numbers, the chances of me remembering the alarm code are pretty slim indeed.

Still, if they ever arrive, I’m sure the police will be very understanding about this strange person the neighbours don’t really know much about setting the house alarm off.