And still the search continues...

Not had a blog for a while so thought I’d better do an update. Mind you, it’s not because I’m busy beating off women with a stick as I’m currently up to 125 messages without any luck. I’m still not getting any replies either and I’m just beginning to wonder whether I’m simply destined to be single.

It’s not going against my positive and "glass half full" outlook to life, but I guess on the road of life some people are suppose to travel on it alone. Perhaps I’m meant to be one of them. Still, I’ve not given up yet.

Anyhow, here’s a guide to women’s English for those people puzzled by the fairer sex as much as I am:-

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re not really going to like
Is my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me