Perhaps I Need a Few "Opional Extras"

Like a face-lift on a slow selling car, the subtle tweak of my profile doesn’t appear to have raised much excitement in the ranks, although one person did at least bother to reply and say that I lived too far away (although, as I only lived about 10 miles away from them I have this feeling they were just being polite – but heck, thanks taking the time to reply!). Trouble is, with over 50 ladies around the North West of England tried (and failed) suitable people are starting to get a little thin on the ground.

So with a fresh haircut, a session on the sun bed, a shower and a set of shiny and healthy looking cheeks, I think that new profile picture is in order. I just need to find a suitable pose where I won’t simply end up looking like a cross between a startled rabbit in car headlights or convict awaiting their fate on death row.

Unfortunately, I’m never one for having my photograph taken so this is going to be an interesting one to sort out. I could use my mobile phone to take a nice outside shot, but since the resolution is so poor I’d simply end up looking like some sort of bizarre abstract painting. No, I think another imaginative shot with the webcam is in order. I’ll keep you informed.